What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
When you really have to pee and your teacher wont...
lolsofunny: bestlols: (lol here!)
Turn that frown upside down: OH MY GOD SO I RUN... →
laughbitches: OH MY GOD SO I RUN AWAY FROM MY CRUSH EVERY TIME I SEE HI (DON’T ASK WHY ITS CAUSE I’M ODD) SO I WAS WALKING TO THE BUS RAMP TO GO HOME, WHEN MY FRIEND GOES “TURN AROUND” SO I DID AND MY CRUSH WAS BEHIND ME AND MY MIND FROZE FOR A MOMENT SO I JUST RAN AWAY FROM HIM AND WHILE I WAS RUNNING I WAS…
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
roxylalonde: “i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue
regulusfuckingblack: carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer: hornyspice: mirandaisnothere: hornyspice: shine bright like a diamond Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect. reflect bright like a diamond you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright shine bright like...